Five hundred years ago, the Eschaton, a world-shattering meteor storm, destroyed Western Civilization as we know it, cutting off Europe and Northern Africa from the rest of the globe. Since then, high technology has fallen out of use, and extreme factionalism has swept the wasteland, splitting the survivors into ideologically, sometimes religiously opposed groups. Other dangers lurk in the wilderness as well: when the meteors fell to Earth, they carried an alien substance that transformed many innocent people into Psychonauts, mutants that are shunned by society. When a mercenary, a former police officer, a con woman and a man bent on vengeance stumble into an old mountain tunnel on the Autobahn, they’ll come face-to-face with the horrors of the apocalypse. If they want to get out alive, they’ll have to confront the monsters in the tunnels, and inside their own skins. Will they stay together long enough to make it through, or will they die at the hands of something more awful than they can imagine? Listen to find out!
The Titor House gang is back for another zany adventure through time! This week, the house hits a bump while in transit between historical eras, which causes a dangerous temporal anomaly. Strange things begin happening, from the appearance of mysterious visitors who claim to be Mrs. Wells’ guests to disturbing visions of the past and future. Freddie, Jack, Gertrude, Dan, Tyger and Patrick must make their way through the bowels of the time machine in order to restart its “engine.” However, in order to prove themselves worthy, they’ll have to face the trials of the Titor House. Can they pass the test, survive a deadly onslaught of fourth-dimensional vermin, and fix the problem with the house before it’s too late? Listen to find out!
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Have a nice day, and remember: The Computer is your friend!
Ryan – V – RNR – 5
The Titor House gang discovers that the evil necromancer Mantis has kidnapped Lord Hawthorne’s pregnant war bride, Ilsa, and intends to sacrifice both her and her unborn child in a ritual that will make him functionally immortal. Now, in order to save the Tower of the White and Tiger’s entire existence, they’ll have to defeat yet another of the dark wizard’s monstrous constructs. They’ll also have to decide whether or not to use the fruits of Mantis’ dark labors to heal their wounds and strengthen themselves before the fight. Who will give in to temptation? Will they be able to rescue Ilsa from Mantis’ clutches and save the Hawthorne family line? Listen to find out!