Mar 302016
 
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This is it, the big event that WAWF fans have been waiting for! First, The Last Hellion, Mike Nightstorm, defends his title from contender Christian Faith and upstart Jesse Evans in a three-way battle for the top spot in the promotion. Then, twenty-five angry, muscle-bound wrestlers enter the ring, staggered at intervals of three minutes, but only one will emerge victorious. Who will take home the championship belt? Who will dominate in the Regal Wrangle? Will it be the Greek giant G3? Iconoclastic clown Rouge? High flyer “Fast Eddie” Cutlass? Or newcomer “The Bullet” James Cassidy? Listen in to find out!

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Mar 232016
 
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The big Pay Per View event is here, and the wrestlers of the Whoop-Ass Wrestling Federation are ready to wrangle! Tempers run hot inside the ring, where grudges are made and scores are settled. First up, the Olympian giant G3 has partnered up with lovable bad boy Jesse Evans to take on high-flyer Fast Eddie Cutlass and a mystery partner in a tag team match. Next, Rouge, the impish pride of Lake Char­gogg­a­gogg­man­chaugg­a­gogg­chau­bun­a­gung­a­maugg, MA, battles the formidable Crusher Stevens. Can Fast Eddie find a partner willing to go toe-to-toe with the Greek colossus? Will Rouge finally get the ass-kicking he’s got coming to him? And what of Jesse Evans ambitions of being an A-List wrestler? Find out in this week’s bone-crunching, face-smashing, canvas-smacking session of the World Wide Wrestling RPG!

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Mar 162016
 
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The Tomb has gotten even more fucked up than usual, especially with that weirdo Dave skulking around. I’ve heard that Nurse Sin and Barbarossa are looking for him, but who knows why? He and Specter seem to have some kind of an understanding, something about the tunnel in his workshop. Grandma Vega seems to have some clue about what’s really going on, which might just be a scarier turn of events than all of the cannibalism. He says there’s a band of brainers who live out in the Mendy’s, and that Dave is one of their emissaries. Now, it looks like they’ve got their sights set on Akatomi and everyone inside. Can we possibly survive the coming onslaught of brainwashed cannibals and psychos with mind powers?

By Calligraphy’s mighty turntables, I hope so!

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Mar 092016
 
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With the raiding party back from its expedition into the wastes, the denizens of Akatomi Plaza can breathe easy—well, easier than usual, anyhow. Our resident brainer is still on the hunt for some tubing to fix her broken violation glove, and it looks like she’s paid off Half-Pint, the leader of a biker gang called the TBDs, to be her bodyguard. Humphrey, the driver, seems to be hiding something from everyone, but what? Barbarossa is itching for some violence, but what’s she doing with Steed? And I’ve heard that DJ Found is on the hunt for more followers, hoping to convert others with Calligraphy’s sick beats and funky rhymes. Everybody’s occupied with their own shit, but there’s still the little cannibal problem happening, and something tells me that isn’t going away on its own…

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Mar 022016
 
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Picking up where we left off last time, the disturbing trend of cannibalism in the Akatomi hardhold continues. When Barbarossa finds a mother munching on her infant, she turns to Nurse Sin for answers. Sin has issues of her own, however, tracking down the necessary plastic tubing to repair her broken Violation Glove. Specter might know who has some, but he’s got his hands full with an angry three-armed community member who won’t let him forget the unnecessary implant he gave her. And our great DJ, Found Wantvision? Well, she’s spending most of her time up on the roof, keeping an eye out for the raiding party, which still hasn’t returned. With food running low, it’s clear that everyone’s getting desperate, but are the cannibals the result of starvation or a darker force? Has Grandma Vega, The Tomb’s distant hardholder, finally gone around the bend, or is he having prescient dreams of a flea market in the wastelands? Find out, in this week’s Actual Play!

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