Jan 252017
 
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It’s time for another r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-i-i-i-p-roarin’ episode of Rag-NERD-rok’s World Wide Wrestling RPG promotion, the WAWF! The backstage mood is tense after anti-hero Jesse Evans’ unscripted intervention put the championship belt in the hands of Christian Faith, and Faith is nowhere to be found. Mike Nightstorm, the Last Hellion, and promotion boss Vince Nickleback have booked Evans in a match with jobber The Mimicker, who is hoping to salvage what little dignity he can in front of his friends and family. Meanwhile, the giant G3 is eager to prove that he’s no pushover after the ignominious defeat he suffered during the Regal Wrangle. Who will emerge victorious, and who will taste the canvas? Find out, this week on Rag-NERD-rok!

Jan 182017
 
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In this week’s installment of Fate’s Fools, Walter, T’mek, Fen and co. begin to explore the underground kingdom of Valkonia! Leaving their new companion Piotr behind while he vision quests at the behest of his nameless deity, they find themselves traversing the subterranean swamp known as The Desolate Slough of the Savior, deep elf held territory. However, when a whirlpool suddenly appears in the murky swamp waters, Walter, T’mek and Eebmox find themselves sucked into the Death Caves below, which serve as the hallowed burial ground of the Valkonian dwarves. They decide to make the best of a bad situation by looting a tomb, and Walter uses his vial of pure enchantment magic to create a new companion. Meanwhile, Fenfaril and Baldwin find themselves in the custody of the fearsome warrior elves that inhabit the swamp, and Fen learns a terrible secret about the misspelled marking he now bears. Will these poor idiots ever see each other again, or has Destiny finally gotten the better of them?

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Jan 112017
 
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In this week’s episode of Fate’s Fools, the gang meets another traveler on a divine quest who joins them on their journey to wherever Fate leads them! Piotr, a cleric who serves a nameless god that communicates with him through cryptic messages in an ancient book, has been wandering the desert for 2,000 days seeking enlightenment. It seems that his deity has other plans, however, as it sends him to the aid of the Yntoid adventurers. In order to harvest the liquid lightning, the group will need to harvest some wolf-squid leather, which will mean another deadly confrontation with Eebmox’s former pack. Will their plan succeed? Will their companions survive? And is it really possible to throw magical fireballs while submerged in water? Listen to find out!

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Jan 042017
 
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Three ne’er-do-wells, each traveling the aether for their own reasons, are brought together by a mysterious agent of the queen, who blackmails them into raiding a secretive Martian chemical facility located on Venus. Bock, a simple lizard farmer, loathes the filthy Martians, and seeks to eradicate their presence from his home world. Reverend Jedediah McTeague is a bible-thumping anarchist who always carries a few sticks of dynamite, just in case he runs into any government opposition. Finally, Fauntleroy Blomphort is a Robin Hood figure who robs from the rich and gives mostly to the poor. Unless they want the poison circulating in their bloodstreams to kill them outright, they’ll have to team up with Captain Peach in order to take down the Martian terrorist who claims to have found a “cure for humanity.” Can three criminals stop a mass murderer before his weapons are ready, or will they find themselves in over their heads? Listen to find out!