Mar 142018
 
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This week, The Missionaries take a contract from what is probably Unix’s favorite client yet: The Moths. It seems one of the Ubiq Aloft servers has come down in the area, and The Moths hire The Missionaries to retrieve it. Or, if they can’t do that, to stop anyone else from getting their hands on it.

But Aloft servers are valuable, and there are many people who’d want to study it, including the DHQS. Can The Missionaries get the server and get out with their lives, or are things going to turn ugly? Listen to find out!

Mar 072018
 
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At 10:03 AM, three Delta Green friendlies simultaneously experienced a bizarre episode, a flashback to something that never happened, permeated by the looming threat of inescapable doom. Immediately following this, all three are tapped by the organization to investigate a potential threat at The Holobeam Array, a publicly funded research site run by the US Department of Energy. When they arrive under the guise of a surprise inspection, they discover the staff behaving oddly, but nothing too far out of the ordinary. Soon, however, they discover that the array made contact with something unspeakable beyond the borders of our universe, an entity whose awareness is drawn by human awareness of it. Is there a connection between their earlier freak outs and the events at the array? Can they turn the inhuman gaze from our world before it is devoured? Listen to find out!

Feb 282018
 
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When a Boston publisher discovers that one of his star authors is alive in The Loss, he dispatches The Missionaries to rescue her and bring her back to civilization. Unfortunately for them, the enclave in which she resides has based its entire society around her popular series of YA novels, the Immortal Eclipse cycle, and she has become its all-powerful Matriarch. Now, using UNIX’s extensive knowledge of the series, they’ll have to engineer a coup straight out of the story. Can they pull it off?

Feb 212018
 
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In this week’s episode of Alex’s Red Markets campign, The Missionaries decide to design their own score! They know of a cache of alcohol out in The Loss that would suit the needs of a local hospital enclave perfectly. It has remained untouched because its contents cater to a…unique palate. Unfortunately, the job site is rumored to be swarming with casualties of all types, and is sealed behind a heavy vault door in a building with no windows. On top of that, they’ll have to deal with a LALA who has made the distillery her home. Can they load up the truck and make some money off of this score, or will their quest for Malört end in regret? Listen to find out!

Feb 142018
 
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This week, the boys are back! The Crab Goddess needs some drums trucked across state lines, and she knows she can count on Marge’s Boys to get the job done. Except this time, they’re trucking their goods in their new rig, Big Boytha, and they’ve got the law hot on their shells. Can they get the goods and get back before their new gunner, a shifty hermit crab named Dirty Lyle who totally isn’t a cop, gets them all killed or arrested? These crab truckers are going to need every trick Boytha has, because it’s going to be a long, hard ride down from Crab Mountain.