Sep 092015
 
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“Calligraphy spins and we must dance, so The Scenery would have us believe. To them, life’s just one big party, and their leader, Found Wantvision, welcomes revelers grinning ear-to-ear. Problem is, all that twerkin’ and jerkin’ is pissing away our supplies, and now, the survivors of the Akatomi Complex are almost out of food. Barbarossa, Grandma Vega’s second-in-command, says she’s got this shit handled, but how’s she gonna convince Grandma to turn on his own DJ? Meanwhile, the rest of us go hungry. If this gets any worse, I’ve heard that Specter has some food stashed in his workshop, in the freezer with the spare body parts, but don’t tell anyone I told you! That fuckin’ weirdo headcase Sin has been coming around lately with her medical bag, and I don’t need another one of her “treatments,” all right?  

“Ah, forget it. Who am I kidding? We’re all probably fucked anyway.”

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Apr 292015
 
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In this week’s No Way! Squad: East Coast adventure, the gang receives an urgent message from the elderly teleporting scientist Dr. Jones, summoning them to NWS Headquarters. It seems the world is in grave danger, and only Boston’s team of franchise superheroes can save the day. Before he can explain the nature of the emergency, however, Dr. Jones teleports away, and the Squad is left to face off against a gang of Rusty Buckshot’s old enemies, a group of ’80s street toughs who want his cup of diamonds! Are raging tornadoes, alien clones, highly implausible trick shots and the shapeshifting power of Michael Jackson enough to send this gang packing? The rumble is on, and the members of The No Way! Squad are about to find out!

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Oct 272014
 
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It’s Halloween, and Mister Expy has graciously decided to throw the gang a costume party to celebrate. However, when a swarm of giant living dead bees created by a mad scientist attacks a Boston elementary school, The No Way! Squad: East Coast franchise finds itself facing a daunting threat: brain-hungry, hive-minded zombie children! To eliminate the zom-bee horde and restore–order?–to the Downtown Boston Area, they’ll need the assistance of two new members: Sticky Flambers, a kleptomaniac with pyrokinetic powers, and “Pete,” a mysterious shape-shifter who mimics the abilities and appearances of those around him. Can our brave hero-types triumph against a veritable army of grade school children, or will they feel the sting of defeat? Listen in to the first of five Hallo-Week horror games to find out!

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Mar 262014
 
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This week, America’s favorite superheroic franchise takes on a legion of fanatics who have a particular bladed weapon to grind! When Axton Axariah and his fearsome Axis of Axes threaten The No Way! Squad’s headquarters, the team springs into action to defeat their foes and once again restore order to the East Coast metropolis of Boston. The usual NWS heroes are joined by Rollo Dex, the out-of-shape muscle mimic who missed a number of adventures while marathoning all twenty-six series of classic Doctor Who, along with their newest recruit, a Japanese hero who saved the city from a rampaging Category 9,001 kaiju. The battle rages with mayhem, danger, flaming tornadoes, and a deadly barrage of axe puns so sharp that they’re literally painful. Will the No Way! Squad once again be semi-victorious, or will they find themselves axe-coriated in the hearts and minds of their loyal public? Listen to find out!

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Feb 122014
 
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When criminals threaten Boston, the city’s populace turn to the intrepid heroes of The No Way! Squad’s East Coast franchise! With the crime-fighting opportunities piling up, Jonathan Expy, the team’s frustrated manager, summons them to headquarters to face not one—but three—potential antagonists. The path they choose will lead them to a confrontation with a gang of former foes at the Boston Aquarium. Can America’s favorite trademarked team of superheroes keep focus long enough to take down the bad guys and rescue a hostage, or will they be distracted by the adorable hourly penguin show? Listen to find out!

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