All-Mart is a big-box store and wholesaler, the type of establishment that stocks mountains of off-season swimwear and pallets of industrial-sized mayonnaise jars. There’s more hidden on these shelves than meets the eye, however, and four overnight employees have banded together to discover the truth behind the mysterious items that occasionally turn up. They call it “exostock,” products that shouldn’t exist from outside of reality itself, each with a discrete magical effect. In the hours between eleven and seven, when only the weirdos shop, this cabal of would-be chargers explore the sprawling aisles, hoping to uncover the secret of the All-Mart and inventory the strangeness that lurks within. Will they find the answers they seek, or will trifling with arcane powers beyond their ken lead them to ruin?
In the sleepy little town of Hunterhill, or “Hauntedhill,” as the locals call it, Magic and Science are locked in a constant struggle. Dr. Algobatts, a science teacher at the local high school, strives to free as many young minds as possible from the influence of astrology and mysticism. In opposition, Sheriff Prendergast, a former pupil who failed Algobatts’ science class, has found power and success with the aid of a witch’s spellbook that allows him to control the forces of nature itself. Caught between the two extremes is J.J., the sheriff’s son, who is also Dr. Algobatts’ star student. When the aliens begin to send the angry scientist messages from space and the spirits from the sorcerous sheriff’s book begin to stir, it’ll be up to J.J. and his faithful canine companion, the talking German Shepherd Deputy Scrapps McWoof, to save the entire town from the aliens…or are they demons? Listen to find out!
We’re back with another exciting installment of Rasa! Separated from the group and taken to a fortified underground complex, Connie awakens to find one of Loredo’s minions who is willing to cut the group a deal. If they make their way to the lighthouse on the other side of the island and eliminate the leader of the group that has taken refuge there, Loredo will restore their memories and free them from the island. Of course, convincing the rest of the group that this offer is legitimate proves difficult, but the group sets out for the lighthouse anyway, hoping to find allies against Loredo’s machinations. Is this a cruel trick, an elaborate test, or something more sinister? Listen to find out!
This is a story about three bears, but not the ones you’re thinking of. These bears are sick of other people eating their porridge, tired of being too hard or too soft to fit in with the human world. They’re ready to roll the dice and risk it all to go for the gold—golden honey, that is. These three bears are plotting the caper of the century, a daring raid on HoneyCon 2017 that could set them up for life. With security tight as a drum and the con being held in a creepy convention center known for ghostly goings-on, the odds are most definitely stacked against them. Can these underhanded ursines pull off an impossible honey heist, or will they find themselves on the wrong side of animal control? Bear with us, and find out!
After defeating Buddy, the chainsaw-wielding madman guarding the exit, Cole, Connie, Chet and Rick find themselves on a tropical island, surrounded on all sides by anachronisms and curiosities. However, before they can leave and begin to explore, a door seals shut, splitting the group and trapping Connie and Chet inside the Namaste Hotel. It soon becomes evident that the sinister forces that have brought the group to the island have kidnapped the pair for undoubtedly nefarious purposes, taking them deep into the shadowed underground. When Rick and Steve set out to explore the island, they run into two other amnesiacs, Ox and Doc, who have been roughing it outdoors for the past week. In order to rescue their friends and uncover the truth about what has happened to them, the new group will have to confront Loredo and his minions–which, unfortunately, includes a group of temporally displaced pirates who have been given orders to kill. Can they overcome the threat and rescue their comrades from untold peril? Listen to find out!