Feb 082017
 
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Because you can’t use the eff word on iTunes! A group of wandering adventurers (and their extended families, who are following close behind and could be ready to join the quest at a moment’s notice) wander into a village where some of the local children have gone missing. Being the helpful sort, or perhaps just sensing the possibility of a reward, they set off to investigate some mysterious ruins not too far away, where the villagers believe that nefarious cultists practice unspeakable rites. What is actually in the maze-like hidden dungeon?

Traps. Lots and lots of traps.

Can these brave heroes (and their progressively more foolhardy relatives) escape with their lives? Will they ever find the missing children? And what does the mysterious sentient penis have to do with any of it? Listen to find out!