May 302018
 
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After successfully(?) completing their tasks in Mormut and securing themselves an airship, the Fate’s Fools gang heads to the mountains to find the second copy of Piotr’s tome, as well as a way to access The Shifting Savannah, a mysterious floating continent.

Their journey takes them to an ancient wizard’s tower, guarded by terrifying creatures, powerful magicks and unusually helpful wall sconces. Will the party be able to find what they need and make it out of the tower alive? Or will they be waylaid by their usual jackassery? You can probably figure this one out…

May 232018
 
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This week, the Fate’s Fools gang sets off for the mountain city of Mormut, home to the world-famous Mormut College of Magic and Boat-smithing! However, the party parts ways at the town gate when the city guard takes exception to their menagerie of “pets.” In retaliation, Walter and T’Mek decide to stalk the commander of the city guard and ruin his life. After meeting a professor in the market, Fen attempts to pass the MCOMB wizarding finals and finally earn his degree. Piotr heads for the skydocks, where he attempts to recruit an airship pilot to take the party to the Shifting Savannah. Will Fen graduate as a full wizard? Can Piotr do better than the man responsible for the worst airship disaster in known history? Will the commander of the city guard take exception to Walter and T’Mek trying to get his spouses to divorce him? Listen to find out!

May 092018
 
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After a (short) battle with the terrible dragon, the adventurers decide to take advantage of the spoils they’ve earned and spend some quality time in the dwarven city of Valkonia.

While Fen takes in the hospitality of the King, Walter and T’Mek decide to take in the town some more and spend the night at a wonderful inn.

But a nasty apocalypse will test the bonds of friendship forged between the party and their dwarven hosts. Will the adventurers be able to do what it takes to save the city? And will Walter and T’Mek be able to finish their breakfast? Listen to find out!

May 022018
 
A detailed drawing of a goat's head with the words, "Gota Lief" written beneath it.
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What’s this? Could it be? It is! More Fate’s Fools!

In this week’s episode, the four brave adventurers enter the dwarven city of Valkonia. They take in the local color and visit some of the sights. And it’s all very boring and nothing happens. It’s not like these guys have a prior history of bad luck with cities!

Oh, there MAY be a dragon. But it’s sometimes very difficult to keep track of these things.

Dec 272017
 
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year—a time of peace and purchasing, of caring and consumerism, a season for selling. However, in the sleepy little town of Lawson, something sinister lurks among the aisles and shelves of a big box store, hoping to disrupt the hallowed spirit of capitalist fervor that has filled the hearts of the locals. When a man turns up dead and his son goes missing, it will be up to four fearless hunters to track the creature to its lair and stop the holiday terror at its source. Can they pull off a yuletide miracle with just three shopping days left to go before Christmas? Listen to find out!