Jan 212015
Rag-NERD-rok Podcast Tree

These are the voyages of the starship Sexy Raptor. The sexy five-year mission of its sexy crew— we aren’t quite sure what it is, honestly, but we’ll be damned if they don’t look good doing it! There’s Lt. UNIVAC Jones, the Sexy Android and science officer, who suffers from a robotic lack of affect and has an interchangeable pelvis. The Honorable Dirk Parallax serves as the ship’s Sexy Envoy, bringing a deep-rooted empathy to all his sexy interactions with alien species. Dr. Stacey Lovemore, the Sexy, Sexy Doctor, keeps the crew in good health after their sexy away missions, which involve far fewer STIs than you might think. Ens. Archimedes Redshirt, the Raptor’s Sexy Dangerous Pilot (who might be a Time Lord), steers the ship clear of danger just in the nick of time. Finally, there’s Lt. Cmdr. G’nex G’nathiroyd, Sexy Alien Engineer with more appendages and orifices than any sane person would care to think about. With Captain D’Arcy out of commission in the med bay, it’s up to these intrepid (and sexy) crewpersons to fend off a potential invasion of an alien world by the fearsome Hive Armada. Can they repel the invading insects and save an innocent civilization, or will all their sexy expertise go to waste? Listen to find out!