Sep 052012

When villainy threatens the city of Boston, its citizens turn to their newest franchise of rag-tag “heroes,” The No Way! Squad: East Coast! In this game, a malfunctioning comedy robot, a psychotic firearms enthusiast, a tribal shaman, an elderly super-genius, a weather controlling TV personality and an out-of-shape mimic with perfect muscle memory are brought together to defend the city from the nefarious deeds of The Rotato, a rampaging speedster with blade arms! In order to prove their mettle as a team of heroes and gain admittance to the No Way! Squad, they’ll have to set aside their many differences in order to take down the bad guys, without destroying too much of Cambridge in the process. Can they defeat The Rotato and his henchmen, or have they sliced off more than they can handle? Listen to the first installment of The No Way! Squad: East Coast to find out!

NOTE: This game is a spin-off / reboot of another series we’ve been running off the air for quite some time, a series that has achieved a very specific tone and sense of humor over the years As such, we feel the need to put a disclaimer on it: The following recording may contain rude language, reprehensible behavior, tasteless jokes, and other material that is patently offensive to lots of people. If you or anyone you know is overly susceptible to being butthurt by the ridiculous antics of a group of idiots, please skip this episode and any forthcoming No Way! Squad games. You’ll be happier you did. Everyone else: welcome aboard!

Campaign Navigator: Wushu – “No Way! Squad East Coast”

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  • well I’m very glad I wasn’t listening to this in public because the laughing fit the cup of diamonds is still fucking giving me every time I think it would probably have gotten me some looks

    • Alex

      I knew the cup of diamonds was gold. Stil riding that wave, baby!

  • Darkfire

    Dam good Wushu you guys ran. Looking forward to the sequel. Heckletron needs to make a comeback. They can rebuild him better than he was before, stronger, faster and way more critical. Troddle bot better watch out for HECKLETRON 2.0, THE CRITICING!

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