Sep 052012

When villainy threatens the city of Boston, its citizens turn to their newest franchise of rag-tag “heroes,” The No Way! Squad: East Coast! In this game, a malfunctioning comedy robot, a psychotic firearms enthusiast, a tribal shaman, an elderly super-genius, a weather controlling TV personality and an out-of-shape mimic with perfect muscle memory are brought together to defend the city from the nefarious deeds of The Rotato, a rampaging speedster with blade arms! In order to prove their mettle as a team of heroes and gain admittance to the No Way! Squad, they’ll have to set aside their many differences in order to take down the bad guys, without destroying too much of Cambridge in the process. Can they defeat The Rotato and his henchmen, or have they sliced off more than they can handle? Listen to the first installment of The No Way! Squad: East Coast to find out!

NOTE: This game is a spin-off / reboot of another series we’ve been running off the air for quite some time, a series that has achieved a very specific tone and sense of humor over the years As such, we feel the need to put a disclaimer on it: The following recording may contain rude language, reprehensible behavior, tasteless jokes, and other material that is patently offensive to lots of people. If you or anyone you know is overly susceptible to being butthurt by the ridiculous antics of a group of idiots, please skip this episode and any forthcoming No Way! Squad games. You’ll be happier you did. Everyone else: welcome aboard!

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