Apr 242019
 
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This week, we have a special alpha test of a new game that Alex is creating. 

Four astronauts are the first humans to ever set foot on Mars. They are the best of the best, but there are challenges to face. They’ll have to deal with equipment failure, an incredibly hostile environment and the issues that arise between them if they want to complete their mission and get off the Red Planet alive. 

“Longshot” is a cooperative storytelling game about overcoming those obstacles and successfully carrying out the mission. We hope you enjoy it!

Also, this episode was mixed and edited by Alex (instead of Ryan, like usual). So if there’s a problem with the audio, blame Erik! But also let us know.

(Editor’s note: Alex here. I came up with the name “Longshot” after the recording, which is why I talk about having to name it in the episode. Don’t get confused!)

Apr 172019
 
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In an effort to save all of existence, the most qualified group of adventurers ever heads to Ardeyn, home of the key that can rewrite reality. 

Feeling much more comfortable there than in Equestria, the group takes a leap to recover the key before the September Foundation can. But first, they’re going to have to pass a series of deadly trials, one of which involves proper etiquette. 

Can our heroes overcome their differences to save the world? Will they be able to pass the tests in front of them, or will they be foiled by misplaced salad forks? Listen to find out!

Apr 102019
 
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Still trapped in the magical land of Equestria, the misfit team of Rag-NERD-rok characters must get their charge back to Earth to be debriefed by The Estate. However, before they can make their way to a translation gate, five pastel ponies arrive, demanding answers about the gunfight in Ponyville. It soon becomes obvious that the mercenaries hired by The September Project have taken two of the natives hostage, and the party splits as some charge to the rescue while the others press their own hostage for information. Can Weylond, Ruby and Duncan save the day? Will Pizdipple and Antonio be able to restrain themselves before they torture someone to death in a cartoon universe? Will they make it out of Equestria alive? Listen to find out!

Apr 032019
 
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A group has been assembled. A very special group. Some may say they are the strongest and most talented group every assembled. 

Those people would be wrong.

A group of Rag-NERD-Rok characters have all found their way to Earth, navigating the various networks of The Strange. They now work for the Estate, and are sent on a mission none of them could ever expect. 

Can Ruby Gleam, Pizzdipple the Buoyant, Antonio Ravioli, Weyland Brown and Amy the gorilla find a way to work together? Or will their first mission together be absolute chaos?

You probably already know the answer.

Mar 202019
 
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This week, Alex runs the gang through his in-development heist game, According to Plan!

A team of extraordinary agents plucked from different points in the timeline make up the Time Cops’ most exclusive team. This time, they are being sent back to 1918 Russia to steal Rasputin’s most…prized possession. And they need to do it before Vladimir Putin, who has also traveled back in time, gets his hands on it to fuel his evil magic!

Can a moody clone of Nikola Tesla, a Japanese yodeler/chicken-mancer, cyborg Paul Bunyan and a floating magical head get the mission done? Probably not! But they’re going to try!