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AP – Wushu – “No Way! Squad: Thriller In The Streets”

Apr 292015

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In this week’s No Way! Squad: East Coast adventure, the gang receives an urgent message from the elderly teleporting scientist Dr. Jones, summoning them to NWS Headquarters. It seems the world is in grave danger, and only Boston’s team of franchise superheroes can save the day. Before he can explain the nature of the emergency, however, Dr. Jones teleports away, and the Squad is left to face off against a gang of Rusty Buckshot’s old enemies, a group of ’80s street toughs who want his cup of diamonds! Are raging tornadoes, alien clones, highly implausible trick shots and the shapeshifting power of Michael Jackson enough to send this gang packing? The rumble is on, and the members of The No Way! Squad are about to find out!

AP – Wushu – “No Way! Squad: Night of the Living Danielles”

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Oct 272014

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It’s Halloween, and Mister Expy has graciously decided to throw the gang a costume party to celebrate. However, when a swarm of giant living dead bees created by a mad scientist attacks a Boston elementary school, The No Way! Squad: East Coast franchise finds itself facing a daunting threat: brain-hungry, hive-minded zombie children! To eliminate the zom-bee horde and restore–order?–to the Downtown Boston Area, they’ll need the assistance of two new members: Sticky Flambers, a kleptomaniac with pyrokinetic powers, and “Pete,” a mysterious shape-shifter who mimics the abilities and appearances of those around him. Can our brave hero-types triumph against a veritable army of grade school children, or will they feel the sting of defeat? Listen in to the first of five Hallo-Week horror games to find out!

AP – Wushu – “No Way! Squad: Kiss My Axe!”

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Mar 262014

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This week, America’s favorite superheroic franchise takes on a legion of fanatics who have a particular bladed weapon to grind! When Axton Axariah and his fearsome Axis of Axes threaten The No Way! Squad’s headquarters, the team springs into action to defeat their foes and once again restore order to the East Coast metropolis of Boston. The usual NWS heroes are joined by Rollo Dex, the out-of-shape muscle mimic who missed a number of adventures while marathoning all twenty-six series of classic Doctor Who, along with their newest recruit, a Japanese hero who saved the city from a rampaging Category 9,001 kaiju. The battle rages with mayhem, danger, flaming tornadoes, and a deadly barrage of axe puns so sharp that they’re literally painful. Will the No Way! Squad once again be semi-victorious, or will they find themselves axe-coriated in the hearts and minds of their loyal public? Listen to find out!

AP – Wushu – “NWS East Coast Double Header”

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Jul 032013

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The heroes from the No Way! Squad’s East Coast franchise are back with a special double header! In “The No Way! Squad vs. Amelia Earhart and the Space-Time Gorillas,” Amelia Earhart returns from her storied last flight as an emissary of invaders from beyond time–and it’s up to our favorite band of contract do-gooders to save the day. Then, in “Brian Wong’s Wedding,” the gang travels west to meet the crazy characters of the original No Way! Squad for a special event, but when an old enemy intervenes, they’ll have to step in to put things right. It’s twice the adventure in half the time–or something–this week on Rag-NERD-rok!

AP – Wushu – No Way! Squad: East Coast”

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Sep 052012

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When villainy threatens the city of Boston, its citizens turn to their newest franchise of rag-tag “heroes,” The No Way! Squad: East Coast! In this game, a malfunctioning comedy robot, a psychotic firearms enthusiast, a tribal shaman, an elderly super-genius, a weather controlling TV personality and an out-of-shape mimic with perfect muscle memory are brought together to defend the city from the nefarious deeds of The Rotato, a rampaging speedster with blade arms! In order to prove their mettle as a team of heroes and gain admittance to the No Way! Squad, they’ll have to set aside their many differences in order to take down the bad guys, without destroying too much of Cambridge in the process. Can they defeat The Rotato and his henchmen, or have they sliced off more than they can handle? Listen to the first installment of The No Way! Squad: East Coast to find out!