May 092018
 
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After a (short) battle with the terrible dragon, the adventurers decide to take advantage of the spoils they’ve earned and spend some quality time in the dwarven city of Valkonia.

While Fen takes in the hospitality of the King, Walter and T’Mek decide to take in the town some more and spend the night at a wonderful inn.

But a nasty apocalypse will test the bonds of friendship forged between the party and their dwarven hosts. Will the adventurers be able to do what it takes to save the city? And will Walter and T’Mek be able to finish their breakfast? Listen to find out!

May 022018
 
A detailed drawing of a goat's head with the words, "Gota Lief" written beneath it.
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What’s this? Could it be? It is! More Fate’s Fools!

In this week’s episode, the four brave adventurers enter the dwarven city of Valkonia. They take in the local color and visit some of the sights. And it’s all very boring and nothing happens. It’s not like these guys have a prior history of bad luck with cities!

Oh, there MAY be a dragon. But it’s sometimes very difficult to keep track of these things.

Feb 282018
 
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When a Boston publisher discovers that one of his star authors is alive in The Loss, he dispatches The Missionaries to rescue her and bring her back to civilization. Unfortunately for them, the enclave in which she resides has based its entire society around her popular series of YA novels, the Immortal Eclipse cycle, and she has become its all-powerful Matriarch. Now, using UNIX’s extensive knowledge of the series, they’ll have to engineer a coup straight out of the story. Can they pull it off?

Feb 142018
 
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This week, the boys are back! The Crab Goddess needs some drums trucked across state lines, and she knows she can count on Marge’s Boys to get the job done. Except this time, they’re trucking their goods in their new rig, Big Boytha, and they’ve got the law hot on their shells. Can they get the goods and get back before their new gunner, a shifty hermit crab named Dirty Lyle who totally isn’t a cop, gets them all killed or arrested? These crab truckers are going to need every trick Boytha has, because it’s going to be a long, hard ride down from Crab Mountain.

Jan 242018
 
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In this week’s installment of Alex’s Red Markets campaign, The Missionaries are tasked with retrieving the original prints of the Star Wars films from George Lucas’ secluded woodland retreat. When they arrive at the job site, however, they find that the director’s home-away-from-home has been commandeered by a group of well-armed Archivists, who have turned it into a repository of artifacts from before The Crash. Can they find a way to get the priceless films they were sent to retrieve, or will this job involve an unpleasant amount of wetwork? Listen to find out!