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This week, a new star joins the ranks of the WAWF, a decorated academic with a face-smashing gimmick! Dr. Thundercrack rumbles onto the scene in purple body paint and a tiny thong to face off against The Mimicker. This time, the promotion is playing in Rouge’s hometown, Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg. Who will the WAWF’s foremost jester relentlessly mock this time? Unable to continue his feud with Fast Eddie Cutlass, giant Greek G3 finds himself in the unique position of having enough Audience rating to challenge whomever else he likes. Who will find himself on the receiving end of a cyclopean stomping? Finally, promotion bad-boy Jesse Evans continues to find himself at the center of a vortex of controversy, but is he…y’know, all right? One wrestler struggles with the effects of head trauma inside and outside of the ring.
It’s time for another r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-i-i-i-p-roarin’ episode of Rag-NERD-rok’s World Wide Wrestling RPG promotion, the WAWF! The backstage mood is tense after anti-hero Jesse Evans’ unscripted intervention put the championship belt in the hands of Christian Faith, and Faith is nowhere to be found. Mike Nightstorm, the Last Hellion, and promotion boss Vince Nickleback have booked Evans in a match with jobber The Mimicker, who is hoping to salvage what little dignity he can in front of his friends and family. Meanwhile, the giant G3 is eager to prove that he’s no pushover after the ignominious defeat he suffered during the Regal Wrangle. Who will emerge victorious, and who will taste the canvas? Find out, this week on Rag-NERD-rok!
This is it, the big event that WAWF fans have been waiting for! First, The Last Hellion, Mike Nightstorm, defends his title from contender Christian Faith and upstart Jesse Evans in a three-way battle for the top spot in the promotion. Then, twenty-five angry, muscle-bound wrestlers enter the ring, staggered at intervals of three minutes, but only one will emerge victorious. Who will take home the championship belt? Who will dominate in the Regal Wrangle? Will it be the Greek giant G3? Iconoclastic clown Rouge? High flyer “Fast Eddie” Cutlass? Or newcomer “The Bullet” James Cassidy? Listen in to find out!
The big Pay Per View event is here, and the wrestlers of the Whoop-Ass Wrestling Federation are ready to wrangle! Tempers run hot inside the ring, where grudges are made and scores are settled. First up, the Olympian giant G3 has partnered up with lovable bad boy Jesse Evans to take on high-flyer Fast Eddie Cutlass and a mystery partner in a tag team match. Next, Rouge, the impish pride of Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, MA, battles the formidable Crusher Stevens. Can Fast Eddie find a partner willing to go toe-to-toe with the Greek colossus? Will Rouge finally get the ass-kicking he’s got coming to him? And what of Jesse Evans ambitions of being an A-List wrestler? Find out in this week’s bone-crunching, face-smashing, canvas-smacking session of the World Wide Wrestling RPG!