Dec 112013
 
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You know how the old story goes: a group of wandering adventurers arrives in a small medieval village, road-weary and eager for a rest, or maybe a pint at the local tavern–hijinks ensue. However, in this instance, our group of brave wanderers arrives in one particular village to find the place deserted, vacant of any human presence. It seems the local wizard, an elderly and somewhat absent-minded fellow, has accidentally cast a spell that trapped the village’s population in a crystal, and while he was trying to reverse the process, just happened to teleport it into the clutches of a mad lich who reigns in eternal undeath from a nearby tomb of horrors. Now, our stalwart band must journey into an ancient necromancer’s lair in order to retrieve the missing gem so that the goofy old wizard can set things right. Can they rescue the townsfolk from the evil skeleton and restore them to life? And shouldn’t there be some kind of reward for this sort of thing? Listen in to find out!

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Nov 202013
 
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The Titor House gang is back for another zany adventure through time! This week, the house hits a bump while in transit between historical eras, which causes a dangerous temporal anomaly. Strange things begin happening, from the appearance of mysterious visitors who claim to be Mrs. Wells’ guests to disturbing visions of the past and future. Freddie, Jack, Gertrude, Dan, Tyger and Patrick must make their way through the bowels of the time machine in order to restart its “engine.” However, in order to prove themselves worthy, they’ll have to face the trials of the Titor House. Can they pass the test, survive a deadly onslaught of fourth-dimensional vermin, and fix the problem with the house before it’s too late? Listen to find out!

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Nov 132013
 
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ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS OF ALPHA COMPLEX: The following Actual Play recording has been pre-approved for general distribution by iCensor #3273 of the Wholesome Entertainment Advisory Board. All citizens with Red clearance or above are free to download the attached MP3 file and enjoy the comical hijinks described therein. Your enjoyment is mandatory. If you do not enjoy this pre-approved content, you will be required to defend your opinions before a panel of qualified psychologists and medical interrogation androids. Following the inquiry, it may be necessary to reprogram or terminate the current iteration of your consciousness in order to return your entertainment appreciation values to normative levels. REMINDER: All citizens are required to report any instances of pro-Mutant propaganda, Communist rhetoric, or other seditious speech present in pre-approved entertainment materials. Failure to do so is treason.

Have a nice day, and remember: The Computer is your friend!

Ryan – V – RNR – 5

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Nov 062013
 
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The Titor House gang discovers that the evil necromancer Mantis has kidnapped Lord Hawthorne’s pregnant war bride, Ilsa, and intends to sacrifice both her and her unborn child in a ritual that will make him functionally immortal. Now, in order to save the Tower of the White and Tiger’s entire existence, they’ll have to defeat yet another of the dark wizard’s monstrous constructs. They’ll also have to decide whether or not to use the fruits of Mantis’ dark labors to heal their wounds and strengthen themselves before the fight. Who will give in to temptation? Will they be able to rescue Ilsa from Mantis’ clutches and save the Hawthorne family line? Listen to find out!

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Sep 252013
 
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A group of world-travelling aristocrats and socialites convene in a tavern by night to share some wine, insult each other’s honor, and perhaps–if the libations can loosen their tongues enough–tell the most fantastic tales you’ve ever heard. In this Actual Play, Chris, Meyer, Alex, Erik and Ryan take on the roles of five such noblemen, and attempt to outdo each other by recounting some of the most outrageous, over-the-top stories, with no preparation, based on silly prompts from the other players. Which one of them can spin the most incredible yarn, and what can the others do to turn their threads of fancy into a hangman’s noose? Listen to find out!

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