May 042016
 
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This is the story of three brothers—three big mutherfuckin’ crab trucker brothers, that is. When the great Crab Goddess deigns to give these unworthy assholes a mission, they hop in Large Marge, their big mutherfuckin’ truck, and hit the rickety mutherfuckin’ road. They’ve been charged with the holy mutherfuckin’ quest of hauling a metric assload of acorns across state lines, for purposes so ineffable and mutherfuckin’ divine that three pathetic, soft-shelled mutherfuckin’ mortals dare not question them. Their path is beset by all sorts of pains in the mutherfuckin’ ass, like lobster raiders, impotence and mutherfuckin’ crab depression, and even the most horrifying thing of all, humans. Can this crew of crab truckers bring the acorns home for their goddess? Will they make the run in time? Can they find a back alley surgeon who will sew a lobster’s penis onto a castrated crab? Listen up, mutherfuckers, and find out!

If you would like to hear these mutherfuckin’ idiots make their characters, good! It just so happens that we recorded it! You can stick that in your mutherfuckin’ ear holes by clicking here.

  • Robert P.

    Amazing AP, I’m getting a BMFCT group ready this weekend cause of you guys! Anyway, I’m surprised you guys didn’t go for the obvious, MAN-hattan.

  • Chados

    Wow, the rules are one Motherfuckin’ page! Pretty good stuff.

    Why is it that Will’s characters never have any Motherfuckin’ genitals? 😀

    • You’d have to fuckin’ ask Will about that motherfuckin’ fact. It’s always his motherfuckin’ decision.

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