Ep. 033: The Worst Fanfic Ever, or, “FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!”

Ep. 033: The Worst Fanfic Ever, or, "FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!"
Play

From the minds of five ordinary nerds comes a tour-de-force of bad fan fiction, a derivative work so puerile, so debauched, so nonsensical that we devoted an entire episode to exploring its murky depths. Each member of the Rag-NERD-rok Crew comes to the table with a different intellectual property in the hopes of creating a five-way crossover fic that will leave you stunned–preferably in a good way, but we’ll take whatever stunned reactions we can get. The result is part fanfic, part role play, part improvised musical, and completely, hilariously terrible from beginning to end. Join us for a ret-conning, fourth-wall-shattering, Gary-Stu-creating extravaganza of an episode, this month on Rag-NERD-rok!

(Show notes after the break.)

Continue reading

Posted in Rag-NERD-rok Podcast | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Cold Open SUPERCUT!

Cold Open SUPERCUT!

Rag-NERD-rok Cold Open SUPERCUT!

Here you go, Rag-NERD-rok fans! Have half an hour of our beloved improv comedy segments, on me! For your listening pleasure, here are all of the cold openers we’ve done since the podcast’s inception, compiled together in one file. Some of the early segments are a bit rough around the edges, but I think they’re all pretty hilarious.

Hope you enjoy!

(Details under the cut.)

Continue reading

Posted in More!, Rag-NERD-rok Podcast | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

AP – Mage: The Awakening – “The Titor House 3: Melting Pot”

AP - Mage: The Awakening - "The Titor House 3: Melting Pot"
Play

In this episode, the time-traveling B&B lands in New York City circa 1867, an era of progress and prejudice. The Adversaries are building a mass transit system that they will one day use to transport a weapon of mass destruction, and it’s up to the Titor House gang to put a stop to this plot before it gets started. While they’re in the neighborhood, they’ll also have to pick up a new recruit, but when their modern values clash with his 19th Century attitudes, will they be able to put their differences aside in order to eliminate the threat? Find out on this week’s episode of The Titor House!

Posted in Rag-NERD-rok Actual Plays | Tagged , , , , | 6 Comments

AP – Eclipse Phase – “I <3 Tartarus 2: Cocytus”

AP - Eclipse Phase - "I <3 Tartarus 2: Cocytus"
Play

This week, our team of Firewall Sentinels sets off across Cocytus, the second facet of the TITAN city of Tartarus. They plan on exploring every nook and cranny before heading to confront the Prometheus Syndicate in Styx, but are they prepared for the unsettling encounters they’ll have along the way? In this episode, they’ll be forced to deal with rogue forks sleeved in their original morphs, a TITAN warbot bent on wiping them out, and the creeping paranoia that’s slowly tearing the team apart. How long can our characters last in this madness before they lose their minds permanently?

The answer is still uncertain.

Posted in Rag-NERD-rok Actual Plays | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

AP – Durance – “Raindrops Keep Falling”

AP - Durance - "Raindrops Keep Falling"
Play

In the remote prison colony of Burkestown, where the tropical rains and hot weather make life all but intolerable, the governor uses omnipresent surveillance and squads of ruthless marines to keep the lags firmly under her control. However, her authoritarian leadership has one fatal weakness: her ex-husband, the dimber damber. When the colony’s lord of vice makes an ill-advised power play, it sets off a struggle for control that will touch all levels of society on both sides of the Authority / prisoner divide, drawing an anarchist radical, a newly freed prisoner and a profiteering businessman into the fray. Can they survive this brutal conflict with their oaths intact? Who will be the first to exploit the governor’s strange, voyeuristic attachment to the dimber damber? And what will be the ultimate fate of the colony itself? Listen to this week’s Rag-NERD-rok Actual Play to find out!

Posted in Rag-NERD-rok Actual Plays | Tagged , , , | 3 Comments