Feb 222017
 
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The Fate’s Fools gang is still trapped in the hallucinatory mycotic dungeon, the gauntlet of disconcerting spaces they must run in order to reach Hell’s Yellow Heights. After a mishap separates the group, Piotr finds himself wandering through a physical manifestation of Walter’s mind, unearthing repressed childhood traumas. In order to escape Walter’s vengeance, Piotr will need to go deeper, to the vast beet fields of Walter’s subconscious, where the seed of an idea might be planted. Once it takes root, however, Piotr’s subliminal suggestion grows beyond his intentions, and provokes a revelation that could turn Walter from his holy quest to call Destiny an asshole. Can the group help their paladin companion through his crisis of faith and find the dungeon’s exit? Find out, on this week’s episode of Fate’s Fools!

Feb 152017
 
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The Fate’s Fools gang sets out to reach Hell’s Yellow Heights, the underground realm of the Valkonian dwarves! However, in order to reach it from the Deep Elf swamp, they will have to traverse the nasty, enchanted mycotoxic barrier separating the two realms. Along the way, they decide to stop and party with a group of druids who have traveled to the subterranean caverns in order to attune themselves to the world’s desolate places, and take lots of drugs. Fen earns some coin by selling the meditation circle a bagful of ‘shrooms, T’mek finds himself babysitting Piotr and Walter, and Baldwin catches the attention of an amorous orc hottie. Soon after, they reach the barrier, a membrane-thin fungal wall that releases a potent magical spore cloud. Anyone exposed to it hallucinates themselves into another dimension, a pocket universe adjacent to dream and death. Can Walter, T’mek, Fenfaril, Baldwin, Eebmox and Tanjaya survive the psychotropic dungeon? Listen to find out!

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Feb 082017
 
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Because you can’t use the eff word on iTunes! A group of wandering adventurers (and their extended families, who are following close behind and could be ready to join the quest at a moment’s notice) wander into a village where some of the local children have gone missing. Being the helpful sort, or perhaps just sensing the possibility of a reward, they set off to investigate some mysterious ruins not too far away, where the villagers believe that nefarious cultists practice unspeakable rites. What is actually in the maze-like hidden dungeon?

Traps. Lots and lots of traps.

Can these brave heroes (and their progressively more foolhardy relatives) escape with their lives? Will they ever find the missing children? And what does the mysterious sentient penis have to do with any of it? Listen to find out!

Feb 012017
 
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What do the capricious forces of Destiny have in store for our “heroes” this week? While following the instructions of his nameless god, Piotr meets the oldest elf in all the worlds on another plane of reality, and receives a dangerous (and possibly useful?) gift. Meanwhile, Walter offers his services as a wing-man to Fenfaril, who is crushing hard on Tanjaya the deep elf hottie, and T’mek sweet-talks some coins out of the drow war band escorting them to the source of liquid lightning. However, every favor comes with a price, and every empty boast brings danger from unseen eavesdroppers. Can Fen win the heart of Tanjaya with greatly exaggerated tales of his nighty deeds? Will Piotr survive his vision quest? Can Walter and his friends defeat a terrifying swamp creature? And was Baldwin really hitting on Fen? Find out, in a brand-new installment of Fate’s Fools!

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Jan 252017
 
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It’s time for another r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-i-i-i-p-roarin’ episode of Rag-NERD-rok’s World Wide Wrestling RPG promotion, the WAWF! The backstage mood is tense after anti-hero Jesse Evans’ unscripted intervention put the championship belt in the hands of Christian Faith, and Faith is nowhere to be found. Mike Nightstorm, the Last Hellion, and promotion boss Vince Nickleback have booked Evans in a match with jobber The Mimicker, who is hoping to salvage what little dignity he can in front of his friends and family. Meanwhile, the giant G3 is eager to prove that he’s no pushover after the ignominious defeat he suffered during the Regal Wrangle. Who will emerge victorious, and who will taste the canvas? Find out, this week on Rag-NERD-rok!