Welcome to Kitchen Arena, the ultimate gladiatorial battleground where the galaxy’s greatest chefs come to put their culinary skills to the ultimate test! During this episode, three competitors will face off against each other, and against the Chairwoman’s fearsome cooking automaton, the Plutonium Chef! One is a grandmotherly demon-lady from the “deep South” who wants to found a galaxy-wide empire and establish her own culinary dynasty to rule it. One is a nefarious master of the dark art of chili-mancy, hoping to re-anchor himself to the material plane and become the greatest gustatory spell-slinger of all time. Finally, a feisty mouse-girl who was formerly the co-host of a successful cooking show, and wants to show the galactic audience that she’s the big cheese. Do our contestants have any hope of winning, or will they find their dreams on the chopping block? Find out, in this Fate Accelerated one-shot!
Aboard his giant battle planet, a massive space station capable of destroying entire star systems, the fearsome Lord Doomicus attempts to crush the scrappy Insurgent Alliance once and for all. A giant battle planet doesn’t run itself,, however, and the totalitarian Dark Lord requires an army of support staff to keep his superweapon crushing rebellions. Among these are Rolfio Scantron, an IT professional with a bad attitude and an overly friendly helper robot named Chit Chat Chip, Cyborg X-32-11-A, a Lightning Soldier who met with an unfortunate demise and had his body parts re-purposed, and Dash Adventura, a junior-grade accountant who moonlights as DJ Dümstar at the forbidden Battle Planet raves. When the Insurgents make a daring attempt to raid the battle planet’s architectural library in search of the station’s plans, it will be up to these three nobodies to foil the enemy’s plans. Can they pull it off?
All-Mart is a big-box store and wholesaler, the type of establishment that stocks mountains of off-season swimwear and pallets of industrial-sized mayonnaise jars. There’s more hidden on these shelves than meets the eye, however, and four overnight employees have banded together to discover the truth behind the mysterious items that occasionally turn up. They call it “exostock,” products that shouldn’t exist from outside of reality itself, each with a discrete magical effect. In the hours between eleven and seven, when only the weirdos shop, this cabal of would-be chargers explore the sprawling aisles, hoping to uncover the secret of the All-Mart and inventory the strangeness that lurks within. Will they find the answers they seek, or will trifling with arcane powers beyond their ken lead them to ruin?
A group of teens gathers at a remote cabin in the wilderness for a weekend of drinking and fun. However, when one of them is murdered by blunt force trauma, the glamping getaway becomes an ominous journey into the darker parts of the human psyche. With the only eyewitnesses to the crime too drunk (or too terrified) to report what they saw, the teens are left to puzzle over the killer’s identity and motives. Was it the jealous co-captain of the cheerleading squad, her BFFL, or her philandering quarterback boyfriend? Was it the shy, awkward nerd, or the easygoing slacker? As the night draws on and the teens begin to realize just how isolated they are, and the killings continue in bloody succession. Who, or what, is responsible for the slaughter? Join the Rag-NERD-rok Crew for a tense game of murder, mistrust and non-trademarked stackable blocks that will conclude in a one-on-one showdown between the killer and the lone survivor. Who will win, and who will perish? Listen to find out!
After the rural community of Palerock is devastated by a freak storm, the townsfolk are left to pick up the pieces and rebuild their lives. Nearly everyone in town has lost loved ones in the disaster, and many of the locals have turned to a bizarre source of comfort. On the outskirts of town, an old man has set up a telephone booth where his grieving neighbors can dial up the dead and have a chat. Is this a harmless method of coping with loss, or is something more sinister afoot? When a string of unexplained deaths brings the community to Delta Green’s attention, three agents must investigate to find the truth.