Apr 262017
 
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After being tricked by an evil Master and teleported halfway across the realm, our intrepid Archaeonauts find themselves in a vast forest, surrounded by hostile gorilla people. Once captured, they meet with two fellow prisoners, an undead gentleman underwear thief and a tubular shark-person shaman. When their captors’ queen learns of their situation, she dispatches the team, newcomers in tow, to retrieve the fragments of a long-forgotten artifact that could help them defeat their enemy once and for all. Can the Archaeonauts battle their way through a sacred tomb in order to obtain the artifact? Will the queen discover that her royal panties have been pilfered by a dapper zombie? Is it better to be nourished forever with a vine growing into every bodily orifice, or suffer in the nether realms in eternal agony? Find out, in this week’s episode of Masters of Umdaar!

Aug 192015
 
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The mysteries are piling up and the tension is mounting on a brand-new episode of Paradise Bluff! During our last episode, Sheriff Spencer, Deputy Wheeler and FBI Agent Fox Cooper arrested breathtaking heiress Vanessa St. Clair after witnessing a terrifying display of her reality-altering powers. Meanwhile, town bad boy Billy DuPont decided to conduct some research on his own. This week, the fallout from Vanessa’s arrest hits the local cops hard when her father, the foot powder mogul Amos St. Clair, arrives with Paradise Bluff’s beleaguered mayor in tow. While Spencer, Wheeler and Cooper try their hardest to resist the new complications that Vanessa seems to be creating by her mere presence, Billy decides to go with the flow, and writes himself into a job at the St. Clair factory. Will these characters learn the truth about Vanessa and her abilities, and if so, is there anything they can do to resist her? Find out, on the action-packed conclusion of Paradise Bluff!

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Aug 122015
 
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Tune in to catch the electrifying season premiere of the hottest mystery series on TV! The disappearance of Julie Simpson, the prom queen at Paradise High, threw the small midwestern town of Paradise Bluff into turmoil. During last season’s cliffhanger finale, Sheriff Eddie Spencer and Deputy Curtis Wheeler chased a mysterious suspect to the old Henderson barn, where the shadowy figure vanished in a spectacular light show. Could it have been aliens? Meanwhile, prominent ne’er-do-well Billy DuPont and Sheriff Spencer’s youngest daughter, Patricia, were conducting their own investigation. Was Julie really going to leave her boyfriend Jace to run off with Billy? Now, as the new season opens, off-duty federal agent Fox Cooper arrives in town, and makes a startling discovery. What’s really strange about this year’s opener is the undue focus it places on local heiress Vanessa St. Clair, a character who, as far as the others remember, has just appeared in town. As Paradise Bluff seems to rewrite itself to accommodate the intruder, Sheriff Spencer Deputy Wheeler, Billy and Agent Cooper struggle to figure out who she is and why she has the terrifying power to warp reality as they know it. Can they find the truth, or will their storylines be permanently sidelined as a new character takes center stage?

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Apr 082015
 
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Or, “DIEgesis!”

This week’s FATE-powered one-shot was inspired by the Adult Swim short “Too Many Cooks,” a genre-bending, postmodern take on ’80s sitcom intros that evolves from a series of cute sight gags into a mind-bending meditation on narrative conventions. Family man Darren Cook has gotten himself into a real pickle–the bowling league championship is on the same night as his wedding anniversary, and his wife is expecting him to take her on a romantic date! In a ploy that can only lead to madcap hijinks, he decides to take her to the restaurant next door to the bowling alley so that he can do both, without telling his wife or his bowling buddies! Hilarity soon turns to horror when he returns to the restaurant after a successful frame and finds that his wife and the maître d have been butchered by an unknown assailant. It soon becomes evident that the killer is out to destroy the entire Cook clan, and only Darren, his wacky neighbor who thinks he’s a robot, their police captain bowling partner and his sentient overcoat can stop him. Can they figure out the murderer’s motives and put an end to his killing spree before he turns the next family reunion into a mass funeral? Listen to find out!