This week’s installment of Masters of Umdaar finds our brave Archaeonauts returning to the seaside village of Meh on the Mediocre Coast, site of their storied victory against the dreaded Ella-Vator! The Cube of Subeqo has led them back with visions of an underwater temple where the next fragment awaits. But before they can explore, our heroes will have to navigate the awkward social consequences of their previous dealings with the townsfolk, and discover the true story behind the underwater castle. When a fellow artifact hunter offers them a ride in her submarine, they gladly accept, but is their faith in her good will mislaid? (Spoiler: Yes.) Can the Archaeonauts outsmart a rival, survive a dungeon full of dangerous traps, and rescue the second-to-last piece from the watery depths? Listen to find out!
A group of settlers embarks on the trail west, each for their own reasons. In order to guarantee safety in numbers, they band together with other travelers hoping to start new lives on the frontier. But something is terribly wrong. The wagon trains’s cattle have started to sicken and die mysteriously. Travelers who wander off alone are vanishing. Can these brave pioneers discover the truth behind the shadowy dangers plaguing their caravan, or will they find themselves lost in the American wilderness, at the mercy of the bloodthirsty undead? Listen to find out!
After being tricked by an evil Master and teleported halfway across the realm, our intrepid Archaeonauts find themselves in a vast forest, surrounded by hostile gorilla people. Once captured, they meet with two fellow prisoners, an undead gentleman underwear thief and a tubular shark-person shaman. When their captors’ queen learns of their situation, she dispatches the team, newcomers in tow, to retrieve the fragments of a long-forgotten artifact that could help them defeat their enemy once and for all. Can the Archaeonauts battle their way through a sacred tomb in order to obtain the artifact? Will the queen discover that her royal panties have been pilfered by a dapper zombie? Is it better to be nourished forever with a vine growing into every bodily orifice, or suffer in the nether realms in eternal agony? Find out, in this week’s episode of Masters of Umdaar!
The mysteries are piling up and the tension is mounting on a brand-new episode of Paradise Bluff! During our last episode, Sheriff Spencer, Deputy Wheeler and FBI Agent Fox Cooper arrested breathtaking heiress Vanessa St. Clair after witnessing a terrifying display of her reality-altering powers. Meanwhile, town bad boy Billy DuPont decided to conduct some research on his own. This week, the fallout from Vanessa’s arrest hits the local cops hard when her father, the foot powder mogul Amos St. Clair, arrives with Paradise Bluff’s beleaguered mayor in tow. While Spencer, Wheeler and Cooper try their hardest to resist the new complications that Vanessa seems to be creating by her mere presence, Billy decides to go with the flow, and writes himself into a job at the St. Clair factory. Will these characters learn the truth about Vanessa and her abilities, and if so, is there anything they can do to resist her? Find out, on the action-packed conclusion of Paradise Bluff!
Tune in to catch the electrifying season premiere of the hottest mystery series on TV! The disappearance of Julie Simpson, the prom queen at Paradise High, threw the small midwestern town of Paradise Bluff into turmoil. During last season’s cliffhanger finale, Sheriff Eddie Spencer and Deputy Curtis Wheeler chased a mysterious suspect to the old Henderson barn, where the shadowy figure vanished in a spectacular light show. Could it have been aliens? Meanwhile, prominent ne’er-do-well Billy DuPont and Sheriff Spencer’s youngest daughter, Patricia, were conducting their own investigation. Was Julie really going to leave her boyfriend Jace to run off with Billy? Now, as the new season opens, off-duty federal agent Fox Cooper arrives in town, and makes a startling discovery. What’s really strange about this year’s opener is the undue focus it places on local heiress Vanessa St. Clair, a character who, as far as the others remember, has just appeared in town. As Paradise Bluff seems to rewrite itself to accommodate the intruder, Sheriff Spencer Deputy Wheeler, Billy and Agent Cooper struggle to figure out who she is and why she has the terrifying power to warp reality as they know it. Can they find the truth, or will their storylines be permanently sidelined as a new character takes center stage?